Thursday 6 September 2012

Films that influenced House Trafalgar


FILMS THAT INFLUENCED HOUSE TRAFALGAR

Quite enough has been written about House Trafalgar. So I have decided to write more. I trust you will bear with me.

Mark, James and I were busy being sedentary at Mark’s gentleman’s apartment last night and we watched the 1984 ‘classic’ Return of the Living Dead on my recommendation. It’s fair to say this film has dated. However, there were still some elements I remember helped me to develop my own tastes; which I guess are reflected in the shi- content I write.

Anyways, I got to thinking about House T. and the movies that influenced me in writing the screenplay. Not Mark or James’s takes – they undoubtedly have their own influences that occasionally coincide with mine on our mutual Venn diagram.

You’ll pretty much know all the movies here but I’ll try and make my take on them specific and interesting. I’ll also try and keep it spoiler free for the few of you who have not yet witnessed our genius. Some films are obvious; some perhaps not so. So join me, if you will, in a little tour…



HOME (BBCTV)

This was a BBC4 short as part of the BBC’s JG Ballard season. I’m a huge fan of JG Ballard, ever since I read an interview with him one Saturday afternoon in the Portsmouth Virgin Megastore in 1980. The interview was in an issue of what seemed to this speccy, weedy fourteen year old suburban boy, the incredibly grown up Heavy Metal magazine, alongside the Crass and Killing Joke singles. I was stunned by the icy cruelty Ballard’s words appeared to endorse. I knew this was dangerous, modern stuff and way out of my experience. I had to start reading his books.


The gorgeous Portsmouth Tricorn Centre in its full glory. Alas, no Virgin Megastore 1980 picture. If you've got one let us know.

Anyway: Home. This film stars Antony Sher and is about an upper middle class man who can’t leave his house. So he becomes a hermit and lives there until he’s reduced to living off mould and stuff. Essentially, the man becomes a savage and the house is a jungle. Very Ballard. Alex Kirk and I thought this was amazing.

I came up with the idea of doing a Tom and Jerry comedy about two men who live in a shared house having a war with each other that escalates out of control. The end would be the house collapses in a pile of rubble. The two men climb out and continue to fight.

I’m very attracted to the idea of the normal being surreal. Eventually, this idea must have transmuted into House Trafalgar.

A bad quality partial version of Home is here:






MASTER AND COMMANDER

Obviously. This movie died at the box office. I didn’t even see it until I got a £1 version on DVD from Smiths. It blew me away. However, the look of this movie is so clearly an influence on House Trafalgar I’m going to wait for Mark to write his take on Master and Commander. If you haven’t seen it, shame on you.


THE THING (1982)



‘We need some help down here. We found something in the ice. We found something. We found something…’

So run the lines to the greatest trailer ever made! For economy of character, this script is the best. Just check out the insipid remake/prequel to see how with the same elements, you don’t introduce character.

This incredible Bill Lancaster/John Carpenter movie still holds up. I believe this is due to the amazing feeling of hopelessness and paranoia. I love films that don’t end well. Professional men working against the odds. Only here, under the façade of duty; you really can’t trust anybody.

Check out if you can the Alan Dean Foster novelisation. Back in those pre-video days, novelisations were all you could get your hands on. It’s based on (I believe) the second draft of the script so there are some startling differences to the movie. Check out what happens to Nauls and Sanchez (Windows in the movie). I wish they’d kept that in…

Trivia: my friend Barry was the bass player in the band I was in at the time (yes, the mighty Dance Kapital; I know you’ve heard of us). Barry was also a pro-skateboarder and often went to California sponsored by his skateboard company – yes, the dream life! Anyway, he came back from one trip to tell us about this film The Thing where a dog’s head splits open. His description seemed so foreign and exotic I was actually terrified (17 though, so I daren’t show it). Up to then I hadn’t seen movies and especially horror movies as anything special or particularly interesting. But then I knew I had to see The Thing. Also check out ‘Don’t Look Now’ which is the fantastic inspirational novella. And this website for all things Thing: http://www.outpost31.com/


Some of my mate Barry's skateboard sponsor's skateboards from the 1980s. A photo I ripped from Barry's Facebook page. Hope you don't mind, Barry. ZORLAC! 

ZULU

As a child of a certain age, Zulu still inspires fantastic devotion. It’s a boy’s film for the boy inside every man. It is also obviously the template for the structure of every other military movie, including House Trafalgar.

Lord of the Rings. Starship Troopers. I personally believe Michael Ironside’s ‘Give it everything you’ve got’ line (when the bugs attack the fort) is an attempt to top Zulu. I think Ed Neumeier and Paul Verhoeven are telling us: ‘Zulu was a bloody battle but there was structure. THIS battle is going to be a gigantic free for all.’ Does that make sense?

Everything about Zulu is inspiring: the music, the landscape, the ferocity, the energy. This is a film that can’t wait to get on to the next bit; mirroring the mind of a little boy. It has duty, honour, courage and sacrifice. And no boring kissy-lovey bits.

You won’t believe me but the only bit I consciously stole was the Surgeon scene. The rest was just there in my psyche. I’m guessing Neil had this film very much in mind when he wrote the score.

Little bit of trivia: Mark Gatiss once claimed to me one of his ancestors is the commissar guy who hands out the bullets. Respect due.

Another little bit of trivia: one drunken New Year, a bunch of sedentary gentlemen and ladies and me were sharing a holiday home in Swanage. Zulu came on telly and unbelievably one of my friends had NEVER SEEN IT. I recall clearly the moment when he said in a tense voice: ‘at least they don’t have guns’ – as the first bullet was fired at Rorke’s Drift…

Worth taking a look at the Wikipedia entry to see how different the movie is to the reality. Don't bother with Zulu Dawn.


A BRIDGE TOO FAR

House T. is very consciously an old fashioned big film about duty and self-sacrifice in the face of impossible odds. A Bridge Too Far is the last and biggest of that type of film.

I wrote each character as if they were to be played by a massive star; preferably a 70s star.

I saw this movie with my Dad in 1979 and it was clear then that the structure was too diverse to hold the movie together. There are just too many sub-plots that don’t shore up the main plot and the sheer number of massive stars unbalances an audience’s expectation. However, time I think has been kind to this movie because it rewards repeat viewings.

For me A Bridge Too Far is, until Master and Commander, the last believable film to have an unselfconscious subtext of decency and duty as positive virtues. After this, war was either going to be messy and complicated and morally murky; or simple jingoism. No bad thing; just different.



‘Two days they said. We’ve been here nine!’ Sean Connery is probably the inspiration for the Captain in House T. Okay. He is.


STOP RIGHT THERE

Wow. That’s a lot of words. Got a bit carried away. And we haven’t even got to Starship Troopers yet. Okay, this’ll have to be a two-parter. Thanks for reading! 

Guess which films are next:



Tuesday 28 August 2012

What's in my brand new BLOG!



Hello all you lovely people out in cyberspace land and welcome to my new blog. Exciting!

I'm Simon Messingham and recently I won the very prestigious special prize of 'Britain's least travelled man'.

I've started this new blog page for a very special reason. A rather exciting reason: I can't work out how to access my old blog. This one here: http://messinghamhead.blogspot.com/

So Sedentary Gengleman is a new blog! An exciting new blog!

I've got lots of things to tell you, as I go about my daily gentlemanly business of being sedentary. Thus this first blog is a brief outline of all the subjects I may tackle, at my leisure.



You have all probably too much information already about House Trafalgar, a little film I wrote that Mark Tew and James Lane have made, so I'll give that a separate blog all of its own: http://housetrafalgar.blogspot.co.uk/. Only don't think I won't keep referring to it. Oh no. That will be ongoing. Especially our next screening which is at Brighton's Moviebar on Monday 3rd September.

I may tell you about my new theatrical piece: 'The Ealing Inheritance' which I'm currently working on with some lovely thespians. It's a comedy and we are soon to unleash this upon an unsuspecting world.

There should be some stuff about 'Children of Avalon's Ring' - a site dedicated to a very odd novelisation I found in tucked away in a suitcase in my attic. CoAR appears to be a forgotten ITV children's programme shown once only in 1973 before being pulled from the schedules. I have become an avid collector of 'Avalon's Ring' memorabilia and material - rare though it is. I have also tracked down some of the actors from this series - those still living, and hope to interview them. My ambition is to curate the finest 'Children of Avalon's Ring' archive available anywhere on the computer world wide web system.

One of my many ambitions is to form my own Glam cover band. As I can't play anything very well, I'm going to have to be the singer. And that's as far as I've got at the moment. My band is called 'Velvet Leander'. It's my ambition that this blog will summon up everything else I need to 'live that dream' and turn Velvet Leander from 'Virtual' to 'Real'. I also have another band I want to form of which I'll be the singer called 'Leeds 6' which specialises in playing new songs that sound like goth music from the early 80s. You'll hear all about this too.

As if that wasn't enough, there will also be interesting musings and ramblings on such diverse issues as being a Dad of twins in a provincial town in the UK, films, writers and writing, getting on a bit, food, films, not being fashionable and, of course, all the latest technical hints and updates about how you can hone your skills with the 'computer'. Webs and clouds and other metaphorical jargon terms for your electrical devices.

It's possible I might post some of my 'fictional' work. As you know, I'm one of Doctor Who's most famous and leading authors, responsible for some of the most memorable and terrifying monsters that ever graced the merchandising spin-offs in the 1990s and early 2000s. Who could forget the insect thing from 'Strange England'! The ultimate doomsday weapon that is 'The Face Eater'! And the insane crazed egomaniac magician character from 'The Tomb of Valdemar!'

Hard to believe I know but I have many stories and writings that have never been published. So I might let you in on a few magical writerly secrets and let you read some for no money. Reason alone to stick with my blog, I'm sure you'll agree.

I'd really like to review other people's stuff too like films and books and plays and music. Even if I'm not in them, I'd probably still review them.

Exciting! I know I've got some pulses racing here. So join me on the adventure of a lifetime.
Love you.